Episode 66

April 2026 Horoscopes: A Planet Party!

Published on: 28th May, 2026

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!

And there’s a lot going your way this April. Uranus is bouncing around to make sure that the month is filled with positive surprises for your birthday.

Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing the many times they were embezzled by Susan Miller last month. (Note: This does not mean that Susan stole money from the gals, but that her forecasts were accurate.) The good news is that Susan made a lot of correct predictions, but the bad news is that the predictions were not positive. The main takeaway from all of this? Always carry flowers in your bra when going through airport security.

A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers is next. The gals report that Susan is very excited about the launch of Artemis II! Laura and Alex have a theory that Susan has a direct line to NASA, so they wonder how she might be involved in this groundbreaking mission.

Another fun development revealed in this month’s note is that renowned illustrator and Susan Miller favorite Izak Zenou is doing a sketching residency at the Carlyle Hotel in New York! The gals reveal how they would style their ideal Izak portraits and wonder if he’s open to accepting bribes so that they can art direct their own sittings.

Laura then tells Taurus what’s in store for April. Well, she tells them as much as possible, but Susan used the Taurus horoscope to go on a rather long tangent about the recent flood in her apartment and the history of asbestos in New York City, so there isn’t as much astrology in this month’s forecast as there should be.

The episode ends with Alex’s recap of the April forecast for Scorpio. Susan wants the Scorps to get some rest! She also would like them to hire a financial advisor instead of talking to a friend about potential financial moves in order to help with the chaos that Uranus might cause this month.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Embezzlements: 1:08

Note from Susan Miller: 9:12

Aries: 21:37

Taurus: 34:10

Scorpio: 48:32

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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast
Susan Miller Reads The Stars. We Read Susan Miller.
Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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Laura von Holt

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Laura von Holt is an author, entrepreneur, and creative coach. Her innovative personality and brand have been an inspiration to hundreds of artists living in NYC. She is well known for her speaking series “Don’t Quit Your Daydream!” and has been featured at SXSW & Seriesfest.

Laura is a captivating voice for women of all ages, and works as a coach to harness self-expression and goal setting, while battling the patriarchy and other oppressive forces, like self-doubt! Laura is an expert in the arena because she has followed a life of passion. Whether she is writing plays that earn her top marks in the New York Times, or wild romance novels (under the pen name Laura Lovely), she is a beacon to follow – which is easy to do because she leaves a trail of glitter behind her.

Laura is the host of The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great. She is proud to be the world's foremost mermaid expert and your personal cheerleader. She writes romance novels as Laura Lovely.

Alex Gershuny

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Alex Gershuny has been a Susan Miller enthusiast for over fifteen years. She has a master’s degree in information and library science and most recently worked at an architecture firm. Before becoming a librarian, Alex worked for many years as an editor at an arts nonprofit. Aside from Susan Miller, some of Alex’s interests include art, baths, NY1, and musical theater.