Episode 67

May 2026 Horoscopes: The Glitter Factor

Published on: 28th May, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!!

It’s an exciting time of year at Astrology Zoned because it’s Laura’s birthday! As is abundantly clear by now, Laura is an absolute Taurus queen who understands the importance of embracing the Taurus tenets of rest and relaxation. And Susan Miller has only good predictions for Laura and her favored Taureans this May.

The gals begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. It wouldn’t be an update from Susan Miller without an appearance from the business woman and she’s here in full effect to tell her readers that her calendar is available at a discount. Susan also includes here a brief summary of each sign’s horoscope for May, which leads the gals to wonder if this format is a new feature of the note, especially considering that the summaries that Susan puts at the end of each sign’s forecast famously do not actually summarize the information in the preceding content.

Next up is a discussion of the forecast for the Taurus birthday babies! Taurus has a lot to be excited about during May. There’s even a rare Blue Moon this month! Laura tells her Taurean pals to expect birthday money, glitter, and a private bubble of love, and reminds everyone that during Taurus season, one never needs a reason to recline.

Alex ends the episode with a recap of the Scorpio forecast. Jupiter is here and is bringing lots of good things, including unexpected money. Susan also predicts wonderful career progress for Scorpio, which will be made possible from assistance from none other than the Jolly Green Giant (™?).

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller:

Taurus: 9:54

Scorpio: 22:55

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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast
Susan Miller Reads The Stars. We Read Susan Miller.
Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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Laura von Holt

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Laura von Holt is an author, entrepreneur, and creative coach. Her innovative personality and brand have been an inspiration to hundreds of artists living in NYC. She is well known for her speaking series “Don’t Quit Your Daydream!” and has been featured at SXSW & Seriesfest.

Laura is a captivating voice for women of all ages, and works as a coach to harness self-expression and goal setting, while battling the patriarchy and other oppressive forces, like self-doubt! Laura is an expert in the arena because she has followed a life of passion. Whether she is writing plays that earn her top marks in the New York Times, or wild romance novels (under the pen name Laura Lovely), she is a beacon to follow – which is easy to do because she leaves a trail of glitter behind her.

Laura is the host of The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great. She is proud to be the world's foremost mermaid expert and your personal cheerleader. She writes romance novels as Laura Lovely.

Alex Gershuny

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Alex Gershuny has been a Susan Miller enthusiast for over fifteen years. She has a master’s degree in information and library science and most recently worked at an architecture firm. Before becoming a librarian, Alex worked for many years as an editor at an arts nonprofit. Aside from Susan Miller, some of Alex’s interests include art, baths, NY1, and musical theater.