Episode 65

March 2026 Horoscopes: Susan Miller: Secret Pisces?

Published on: 16th March, 2026

IT’S PISCES SEASON!!!!

The gals want to wish Pisces the happiest of birthdays. And they suspect this group might include Susan Miller! Susan famously (and repeatedly) says that she never reveals her age or her sign, but Laura and Alex think they’ve gotten to the bottom of her secrets.

The episode starts with a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers. After last month’s dramatic health updates, the March note sticks to an astrological recap and a thorough review of the Business Woman portfolio. Laura and Alex also review some of Susan’s latest social media posts and bemoan their inability to find a romantic castle at the last minute.

Next is a recap of the Pisces forecast, and even Laura, a Taurus whose sign is always the most favored by Susan, has to admit that Pisces babies are the golden children this March. The horoscope is extremely positive, and Susan leaves no stone unturned when she explains the planets and their activities to Pisces this month. There’s even an appearance by Susan Miller: Financial Planner, who gives practical advice on how to maintain a good credit score.

Alex then tells Scorpio about March, which Susan describes as a fragrant bouquet. The planets are partying (the moon even shows up in a glamorous satin dress!) in the house of true love so watch out for a fleet of cupids, who might show up unexpectedly to zing you! Susan feels this is a good thing, but the gals aren’t so sure.

Laura ends the episode with a breakdown of the Taurus forecast. Evidently March is a time to cut loose and have fun. Susan orders Taurus to mix and mingle, while also taking care of their health, which could be in jeopardy toward the end of the month. Wise words from a woman who just had Covid!

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 2:34

Pisces: 19:50

Scorpio: 34:21

Taurus: 46:50

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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast
Susan Miller Reads The Stars. We Read Susan Miller.
Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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Laura von Holt

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Laura von Holt is an author, entrepreneur, and creative coach. Her innovative personality and brand have been an inspiration to hundreds of artists living in NYC. She is well known for her speaking series “Don’t Quit Your Daydream!” and has been featured at SXSW & Seriesfest.

Laura is a captivating voice for women of all ages, and works as a coach to harness self-expression and goal setting, while battling the patriarchy and other oppressive forces, like self-doubt! Laura is an expert in the arena because she has followed a life of passion. Whether she is writing plays that earn her top marks in the New York Times, or wild romance novels (under the pen name Laura Lovely), she is a beacon to follow – which is easy to do because she leaves a trail of glitter behind her.

Laura is the host of The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great. She is proud to be the world's foremost mermaid expert and your personal cheerleader. She writes romance novels as Laura Lovely.

Alex Gershuny

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Alex Gershuny has been a Susan Miller enthusiast for over fifteen years. She has a master’s degree in information and library science and most recently worked at an architecture firm. Before becoming a librarian, Alex worked for many years as an editor at an arts nonprofit. Aside from Susan Miller, some of Alex’s interests include art, baths, NY1, and musical theater.