Episode 70

September 2026 Horoscopes: Emerald Year Alert!

Published on: 29th September, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!

The gals are back from their brief break! They hope that everyone had an excellent end to the summer. Susan Miller thinks the start of September will be extremely quiet, so we must focus on getting things done. Because when Venus and Mercury retrograde in October, don’t even think about signing contracts and undergoing cosmetic dental procedures.

To kick off the podcast, the gals talk about what they got up to in August. While recovering from shoulder surgery, Laura had a classic Susan flood experience and the gals invented Chore Club™, which they recommend to anyone who is open to the possibility that chatting with a friend greatly improves the experience of opening mail. They also dig into some of the astrology they missed last month, including two eclipses that resulted in a number of beloved elders being, as Susan would say, “eclipsed out.” Dolly, the gals will always love you!

Next up Laura and Alex chat about Susan Miller’s note to her readers, which hits a lot of Susan's usual topics, including her dynamic and puzzling process with her editor, astrology, businesswoman ventures, and her latest project: Joyce. Susan is on a mission!

Lastly the gals recap the September horoscopes. Susan Miller gives Virgo a wonderful birthday gift when she announces that 2027 will be their Emerald Year! Most signs do not receive this kind of early notice, so Susan must be favoring her birthday Virgos. Laura then tells Taurus about the exciting golden triangles of harmony that appear this month and how to cope with the upcoming planetary retrogrades. And Alex is happy to report that her Scorps have excellent career news to look forward to because the planets are out there holding hands and making things happen.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 13:26

Virgo: 23:30

Taurus: 33:26

Scorpio: 40:10

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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast
Susan Miller Reads The Stars. We Read Susan Miller.
Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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Laura von Holt

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Laura von Holt is an author, entrepreneur, and creative coach. Her innovative personality and brand have been an inspiration to hundreds of artists living in NYC. She is well known for her speaking series “Don’t Quit Your Daydream!” and has been featured at SXSW & Seriesfest.

Laura is a captivating voice for women of all ages, and works as a coach to harness self-expression and goal setting, while battling the patriarchy and other oppressive forces, like self-doubt! Laura is an expert in the arena because she has followed a life of passion. Whether she is writing plays that earn her top marks in the New York Times, or wild romance novels (under the pen name Laura Lovely), she is a beacon to follow – which is easy to do because she leaves a trail of glitter behind her.

Laura is the host of The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great. She is proud to be the world's foremost mermaid expert and your personal cheerleader. She writes romance novels as Laura Lovely.

Alex Gershuny

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Alex Gershuny has been a Susan Miller enthusiast for over fifteen years. She has a master’s degree in information and library science and most recently worked at an architecture firm. Before becoming a librarian, Alex worked for many years as an editor at an arts nonprofit. Aside from Susan Miller, some of Alex’s interests include art, baths, NY1, and musical theater.