Episode 59

September 2025 Horoscopes: All Eclipses, All the Time

Published on: 29th September, 2025

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!

Susan Miller declares that you are the star of the zodiac this month, so get ready to shine! 


After a somewhat professional countdown to air, Laura and Alex start the episode with a special embezzlement update, also known as the time when they discuss whether Susan made any accurate predictions the month before. And it turns out that the whole world was embezzled because Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement on what Susan forecasted as the flirtiest day of the year. Great job, Susan! 


Next up the gals recap Susan’s note to her readers, which is all about the upcoming eclipses in Virgo and Pisces. These eclipses are mostly positive, so of course Susan can’t resist reminding her readers about the chaotic and life-ruining eclipses that Scorpio and Taurus brought into the world a few years ago. Laura and Alex kindly request that Susan cool it on the Taurus/Scorp slander! The second half of the note is dedicated to Susan’s new show on the Fireside Chat platform, so there is much to learn from Susan Miller Business Woman and Susan Miller Tech Support. 


Then it’s time for Virgo’s positive birthday horoscope. There are a number of exciting things in Virgo’s chart this month, but unfortunately the forecast is mostly a repurposed version of Susan’s essay on eclipses. 


Finally the gals tell Scorpio and Taurus what to expect this September. Alex informs her Scorps that a party full of smiling people is a possibility, and Laura tells Taurus to stop waffling because decisions must (and will!) be made. 


Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 


Note from Susan Miller: 4:00

Virgo: 12:58

Scorpio: 24:58

Taurus: 34:53


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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast
Susan Miller Reads The Stars. We Read Susan Miller.
Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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Laura von Holt

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Laura von Holt is an author, entrepreneur, and creative coach. Her innovative personality and brand have been an inspiration to hundreds of artists living in NYC. She is well known for her speaking series “Don’t Quit Your Daydream!” and has been featured at SXSW & Seriesfest.

Laura is a captivating voice for women of all ages, and works as a coach to harness self-expression and goal setting, while battling the patriarchy and other oppressive forces, like self-doubt! Laura is an expert in the arena because she has followed a life of passion. Whether she is writing plays that earn her top marks in the New York Times, or wild romance novels (under the pen name Laura Lovely), she is a beacon to follow – which is easy to do because she leaves a trail of glitter behind her.

Laura is the host of The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great. She is proud to be the world's foremost mermaid expert and your personal cheerleader. She writes romance novels as Laura Lovely.

Alex Gershuny

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Alex Gershuny has been a Susan Miller enthusiast for over fifteen years. She has a master’s degree in information and library science and most recently worked at an architecture firm. Before becoming a librarian, Alex worked for many years as an editor at an arts nonprofit. Aside from Susan Miller, some of Alex’s interests include art, baths, NY1, and musical theater.