Episode 62

December 2025 Horoscopes: Happy 30th, Astrology Zone!

Published on: 11th December, 2025

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITARRIUS!!!

Susan Miller is back after a successful kidney surgery to say that things are looking up for the end of the year! The horoscopes are short, but they’re positive, and after a year of meh forecasts, that’s what matters. 


The gals begin the episode by acknowledging that December 2025 is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! That’s right, 30 years ago Susan Miller created a website that would mark the beginning of the astrological internet. The celebrations are on hold while Susan handles her medical issues, but the gals can’t wait to see what she has planned to honor this momentous achievement. 


Next up Laura and Alex have a conversation whose topic was suggested by a listener! During last month’s episode, Alex’s dad noticed that Susan asked for prayers from her listeners for her surgery, which led him to wonder about the relationship between astrology and religion. The gals share his findings and talk about what they think about this keen observation from a very thoughtful Scorpio! 


A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers follows and there’s a lot to cover. It’s December, which means that the Astrology Zone calendar is ready to be shipped (via FedEx, ideally). As always, Susan gives us a detailed description of the calendar and its production process, but there’s a bonus this year! To show that her calendar is produced entirely across the United States, Susan supplies the names and locations of everyone who works on it. Laura and Alex are absolutely thrilled to have so much new information about the inner workings of the Astrology Zone empire. 


Finally, the gals tell Sagittarius they have a wonderful birthday month ahead that includes romance and buckets of money! Laura then informs Taurus about the countless dazzling golden triangles that will result in an incredible December, and Alex tells her Scorps that they should consider going into the luxury goods business. 


Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 


Listener Topic: 07:40

Note from Susan Miller: 16:01

Sagittarius: 27:30

Taurus: 33:35

Scorpio: 40:32


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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast
Susan Miller Reads The Stars. We Read Susan Miller.
Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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Laura von Holt

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Laura von Holt is an author, entrepreneur, and creative coach. Her innovative personality and brand have been an inspiration to hundreds of artists living in NYC. She is well known for her speaking series “Don’t Quit Your Daydream!” and has been featured at SXSW & Seriesfest.

Laura is a captivating voice for women of all ages, and works as a coach to harness self-expression and goal setting, while battling the patriarchy and other oppressive forces, like self-doubt! Laura is an expert in the arena because she has followed a life of passion. Whether she is writing plays that earn her top marks in the New York Times, or wild romance novels (under the pen name Laura Lovely), she is a beacon to follow – which is easy to do because she leaves a trail of glitter behind her.

Laura is the host of The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great. She is proud to be the world's foremost mermaid expert and your personal cheerleader. She writes romance novels as Laura Lovely.

Alex Gershuny

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Alex Gershuny has been a Susan Miller enthusiast for over fifteen years. She has a master’s degree in information and library science and most recently worked at an architecture firm. Before becoming a librarian, Alex worked for many years as an editor at an arts nonprofit. Aside from Susan Miller, some of Alex’s interests include art, baths, NY1, and musical theater.